Donkey Kong Country was the first video game I played and I fucking hate every single “expand dong” joke you all shit out. I take this series seriously along with it’s lore and you’re just turning it into a shitty image macro when it wasn’t even the source of the meme of adding text to the bottom of a reaction image to begin with.
So you all need to
- stop the “expand dong” shit
- take the Donkey Kong lore seriously
- google search “kornheiser ‘why’” to educate yourselves on meme origins
hungover kakashi telling the team 7 kids that TODAY we’re going to do some yoga. he turns off the lights and lies down on his mat and tells everyone else to do the same. sasuke starts grumbling after an hour that this isn’t yoga and that PATHETIC LOSER kakashi is just using this an excuse to take a nap. naruto gets up three times to check that kakashi is still breathing. sakura is FUMING, naruto and sasuke both have to stop her from chucking pillows at kakashi
after three hours of lying there they all get up and go to ichiraku. kakashi wakes up at 11 pm alone and very confused
according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????
i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this.
GUYS OH MY GOD
When people can’t handle the truth.
this post is my legacy
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti
tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of
You mean AMAZING
"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"
"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"
"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"
"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"
~one hour later~
Being trans isn’t an accessory.
Being trans isn’t a choice. You can’t choose to be transgender.
"But I don’t want to be cis!!"
Why not? What is it that’s making you not want to be cis?
It’s this shithole of a site, with its cis negativity. Upon realising they can’t stick their nose into trans issues because they’re cis, or that they are public enemy number one because they’re cis, people had to start convincing themselves that being trans is a choice, and start making tons of shitty genders that don’t make sense but would just about make a cis person “qualify as trans”. Then they would be “legible” to speak on trans issues whilst still being cis. It’s fucking insane.